I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
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It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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