Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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