Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
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You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
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I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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