Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
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Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
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I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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