Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
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I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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