Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
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It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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