After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
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People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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