i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
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all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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