No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
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I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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