We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
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Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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