when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
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Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
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I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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