You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
My cat gives me a boner
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Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
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But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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