He is an equal opportunity slut.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
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could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
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Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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