Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
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My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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