Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
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the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
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I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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