do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
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Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
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My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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