Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
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I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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