Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
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And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
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I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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