im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
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We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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