Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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