At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
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Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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