What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
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The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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