He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
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That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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