roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
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If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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