This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
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I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Just high enough for therapy.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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