C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I cockslap morals
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
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No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
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My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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