That's intense
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
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We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
whose ass print is on the piano?
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Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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