I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
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Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
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That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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