i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
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It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
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Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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