So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
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He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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