I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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