After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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