And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
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I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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