I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
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When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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