tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Everclear isn't food dammit
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize