I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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