whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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