Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i came on her dog
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
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When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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