He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
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I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
We are all done wearing pants today
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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