Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
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We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Floor bacon is actually really good
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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