The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
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There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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