CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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