FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
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My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
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I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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