You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
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I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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