oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
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hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
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He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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