So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
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I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize