Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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