I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
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They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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