He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
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He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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