Taylor Swift is so right about you.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
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Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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